32. Panthers - I wonder why Jimmy Clausen dropped all the way in the draft?
31. Lions - Although Drew Stanton didn't look bad, they can easily lose their next four games (GB, TB, MIA, MIN).
30. Bengals - Carson Palmer and Marvin Lewis both looked washed up. Change is coming.
29. Bills - So much for being competitive.
28. Broncos - At least the interim coach starts against the Cardinals next week.
27. Cardinals - At least they play the Broncos next week.
26. 49ers - When is Mike Singletary going to realize that Alex smith sucks?
25. Titans - Where'd the offense go?
24. Browns - Jake Delhomme is doing his best to keep up with the Bengals.
23. Texans - This was going to be their year, until they looked at the secondary.
22. Cowboys - At least they're finally playing with heart.
21. Redskins - Dear Shanahan, there is an opening available.
20. Vikings - At least Frazier remembers he has the best running back on his team.
19. Seahawks - Although 6-6, This team has too many issues to play in January.
18. Dolphins - Although 6-6 This team has too many issues to play in January.
17. Colts - Although 6-6 This team has too many issues to play in January.
16. Chargers - Time is ticking on Norv Turners tenure.
15. Raiders - A balanced run game really makes this team tough to beat.
14. Rams - Playing solid, well balanced football.
13. Jaguars - Playing well, but don't have enough of a pass rush, or pass offense, to win in January.
12. Bucs - 2nd heartbreaking loss to Atlanta this season. Will it be backbreaking?
11. Chiefs - Todd Haley should give Josh McDaniels a nice gift for Christmas. McDaniels gift-wrapped that last victory for them by punting on 4th down with 3 mins remaining.
10. Ravens - I forgot why Cam Cameron wasn't a head coach until that boneheaded playcall.
9. Eagles - Where would this team be without Mike Vick?
8. Giants - Who needs receivers?
7. Packers - Poised to make a nice winter run.
6. Bears - Almost choked. Was it a trap-game? Or are they not as good as advertised?
5. Jets - Ouch.
4. Saints - Might not be the prettiest of wins, but still getting it done.
3. Steelers - What a gutsy performance by Big Ben on Sunday.
2. Falcons - Still need to do a better job on the road.
1. Patriots - Talk about dominance. Talk about a team coming together at the right time.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Week 13 Predictions
Yeah. We missed week 12. We needed to regain focus here. Also, those thursday games come up quick. Without further adeau.
EAGLES (-8) over Texans
Vick will have a rediculous day against that secondary.
Bills (+5.5) over VIKINGS
It'll be a close game. Vikings might even win. Spreads too much.
Packers (-9.5) over 49ers
Sans Gore, this Niner team is finished.
CHIEFS (-9) over Broncos
Broncos blew out Chiefs a couple weeks ago. Todd Haley remembers.
LIONS (+3) over Bears
I'm still not sold on the Bears. And that spread is too low. Suspiciously low.
DOLPHINS (-4.5) over Browns
Browns starting to look more like...the Browns
Redskins (-7) over GIANTS
I have a feeling this is a trap game for the Giants.
TITANS over Jaguars
If Collins starts, if not Jags.
Raiders (+13) over CHARGERS
Spreads too high. Chargers probably will win.
CARDINALS (+3.5) over Rams
Derek Anderson takes this game seriously.
Cowboys (+5) over COLTS
Looks like Manning has come down with a case of the Delhomme's.
SEAHAWKS (-6) over Panthers
BUCCANEERS (+3) over Falcons
Falcons still shaky on road.
RAVENS (-3) over Steelers
Don't trust Big Ben's injury.
PATS (-3.5) over Jets
They're the better team.
EAGLES (-8) over Texans
Vick will have a rediculous day against that secondary.
Bills (+5.5) over VIKINGS
It'll be a close game. Vikings might even win. Spreads too much.
Packers (-9.5) over 49ers
Sans Gore, this Niner team is finished.
CHIEFS (-9) over Broncos
Broncos blew out Chiefs a couple weeks ago. Todd Haley remembers.
LIONS (+3) over Bears
I'm still not sold on the Bears. And that spread is too low. Suspiciously low.
DOLPHINS (-4.5) over Browns
Browns starting to look more like...the Browns
Redskins (-7) over GIANTS
I have a feeling this is a trap game for the Giants.
TITANS over Jaguars
If Collins starts, if not Jags.
Raiders (+13) over CHARGERS
Spreads too high. Chargers probably will win.
CARDINALS (+3.5) over Rams
Derek Anderson takes this game seriously.
Cowboys (+5) over COLTS
Looks like Manning has come down with a case of the Delhomme's.
SEAHAWKS (-6) over Panthers
BUCCANEERS (+3) over Falcons
Falcons still shaky on road.
RAVENS (-3) over Steelers
Don't trust Big Ben's injury.
PATS (-3.5) over Jets
They're the better team.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Week 11 Picks
OK. Ok. Ok. Sometimes even the great are average.
We went 7-6 this weekend, not too impressive. However, we were a point off in the Indy game. Chansi Stuckey costed us the Browns game. So we had a couple had bad breaks, but still finished over .500. This week is a perfect week to rebound
BENGALS (-6) over Bills
The Bengals had five turnovers against the colts last week, and still only lost by 6. They also played the Steelers tough. This team might be hitting it's stride. Meanwhile, the Bills are just excited to have a win. Expect the Bengals to win and Benson to get back on track. Bengals 31-10.
Titans (-7) over Redskins
The Redskins have the worst defense in the league. They were demolished at home, and it was the kind of loss that could demolish your season. Although the Titans haven't been good at home, CJ2k will feast on the 25th rushing defense. Titans 28-20
Favre Bowl 4
VIKINGS (+3) over Packers*
Thia game wreaks of upset. Everyone is giving up on The Vikings. However, they are 3-1 at home. The Packers are .500 on the road, and we all know Favre will use some magic to pull a rabbit out of the hat against his old team. Vikings 34-31
*(Joe Cheese disagrees, likes Packers 31-17)
Ravens (-10.5) over PANTHERS
Brian St. Pierre and probably Mike Goodson. Enough said. Ravens 20,000 Panthers 0.
STEELERS (-7.5) over Raiders
Raiders are traveling across country. They are also horrible on the road. Steelers line is banged up. However, I still think Steelers talented run defense will shut down McFadden. Steelers 21-10.
Browns (+1) over Jaguars
Ok. I love this Browns team. Peyton Hillis is one of the best in the league. Colt McCoy is poised, and playing smart for a rookie. This defense is energized. I feel the Jaguars have beaten the Colts, but that's the only respectable win that they have. The Jags can't throw Hail Marys every week. Browns 27-24.
JETS (-7) over Texans
The Texans are imploding. Defensively, they are awful. Offensively, they aren't good enough anymore to make up for the defense. The Jets will shut them down. P.S. the Texans have never beaten the Jets. Jets 21-9
CHIEFS (-8) over Cardinals
Kansas City is at home against an awful Cardinals team. Not too much to say. Chiefs 27-13
Lions (+9) over COWBOYS
Nine points is too high. Cowboys win, however not by much. Cowboys 31-28.
SAINTS (-12) over Seahawks
Saints at home. The Seahawks will be without Hasselbeck. The Saints should get back Reggie Bush. Saints 31-14
49ERS (-3) over Buccaneers*
The Buccaneers have been a great story. However, they are still 31st in the league against the run. They will come down to life, as Frank Gore will say hello, all day long. 49ers 27-20
*(Joe Cheese disagrees, likes Buccaneers 24-23)
Falcons (-3) over RAMS
The Rams are good at home. The Falcons are average on the road. The Falcons are still better than the Rams. Falcons 21-17.
Colts (+4) over PATRIOTS
I'll take Peyton Manning, and 4 points, at night, 100 percent of the time.
EAGLES (-3) over Giants*
The Eagles are home. Vick is the best quarterback in the NFL at the moment. The Giants are banged up, and are a poor 2nd half team. Eagles win this one. Eagles 28-24.
(Joe Cheese disagrees, likes Giants. 38-31)
Broncos (+10) over CHARGERS
The Chargers are not good enough to be 10 point favorites right now. Chargers do win, though. Chargers 34-28.
Mr. Right and Joe Cheese are currently 17-9-1 for the year.
We went 7-6 this weekend, not too impressive. However, we were a point off in the Indy game. Chansi Stuckey costed us the Browns game. So we had a couple had bad breaks, but still finished over .500. This week is a perfect week to rebound
BENGALS (-6) over Bills
The Bengals had five turnovers against the colts last week, and still only lost by 6. They also played the Steelers tough. This team might be hitting it's stride. Meanwhile, the Bills are just excited to have a win. Expect the Bengals to win and Benson to get back on track. Bengals 31-10.
Titans (-7) over Redskins
The Redskins have the worst defense in the league. They were demolished at home, and it was the kind of loss that could demolish your season. Although the Titans haven't been good at home, CJ2k will feast on the 25th rushing defense. Titans 28-20
Favre Bowl 4
VIKINGS (+3) over Packers*
Thia game wreaks of upset. Everyone is giving up on The Vikings. However, they are 3-1 at home. The Packers are .500 on the road, and we all know Favre will use some magic to pull a rabbit out of the hat against his old team. Vikings 34-31
*(Joe Cheese disagrees, likes Packers 31-17)
Ravens (-10.5) over PANTHERS
Brian St. Pierre and probably Mike Goodson. Enough said. Ravens 20,000 Panthers 0.
STEELERS (-7.5) over Raiders
Raiders are traveling across country. They are also horrible on the road. Steelers line is banged up. However, I still think Steelers talented run defense will shut down McFadden. Steelers 21-10.
Browns (+1) over Jaguars
Ok. I love this Browns team. Peyton Hillis is one of the best in the league. Colt McCoy is poised, and playing smart for a rookie. This defense is energized. I feel the Jaguars have beaten the Colts, but that's the only respectable win that they have. The Jags can't throw Hail Marys every week. Browns 27-24.
JETS (-7) over Texans
The Texans are imploding. Defensively, they are awful. Offensively, they aren't good enough anymore to make up for the defense. The Jets will shut them down. P.S. the Texans have never beaten the Jets. Jets 21-9
CHIEFS (-8) over Cardinals
Kansas City is at home against an awful Cardinals team. Not too much to say. Chiefs 27-13
Lions (+9) over COWBOYS
Nine points is too high. Cowboys win, however not by much. Cowboys 31-28.
SAINTS (-12) over Seahawks
Saints at home. The Seahawks will be without Hasselbeck. The Saints should get back Reggie Bush. Saints 31-14
49ERS (-3) over Buccaneers*
The Buccaneers have been a great story. However, they are still 31st in the league against the run. They will come down to life, as Frank Gore will say hello, all day long. 49ers 27-20
*(Joe Cheese disagrees, likes Buccaneers 24-23)
Falcons (-3) over RAMS
The Rams are good at home. The Falcons are average on the road. The Falcons are still better than the Rams. Falcons 21-17.
Colts (+4) over PATRIOTS
I'll take Peyton Manning, and 4 points, at night, 100 percent of the time.
EAGLES (-3) over Giants*
The Eagles are home. Vick is the best quarterback in the NFL at the moment. The Giants are banged up, and are a poor 2nd half team. Eagles win this one. Eagles 28-24.
(Joe Cheese disagrees, likes Giants. 38-31)
Broncos (+10) over CHARGERS
The Chargers are not good enough to be 10 point favorites right now. Chargers do win, though. Chargers 34-28.
Mr. Right and Joe Cheese are currently 17-9-1 for the year.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Thursday Night Football Prediction
Chicago at Miami
God, I love Thursday Night Football.
It's an amazing time of the year, with professional football being on 3 nights a week! This Thursday we have an interesting matchup, with the Chicago Bears taking on the Miami Dolphins.
Chicago is deceptive. They run the ball real well. They play solid all around defense. They have most of the pieces in place for a solid team. Then, there's Jay Cutler. Cutler is the Good-Will Hunting of the NFL. Everyone roots for him, and he has so much potential. But he's too stubborn to ever harness it. The most frustrating part is he shows flashes of incredible. He just can't put it together. He is also terrible at night.
Miami is the essential 5-4 team. They beat the bad teams, but struggle to beat the good teams. They're a solid all around team as well. However, they're down to their 3rd string quarterback, Tyler Thigpen. Thigpen is 1-10 lifetime as a starter. He does throw the ball well, and was solid with the Chiefs in 2008. He had 18 TDS to 12 INTS.
The big difference in this game is Cutler. When people go against him, he can make them look foolish. However, he has never proven that he can play under the big stage. That's why I'm going with the Dolphins. 16-9.
So far on the season, we are 17-9-1 against the spread. We started week nine.
God, I love Thursday Night Football.
It's an amazing time of the year, with professional football being on 3 nights a week! This Thursday we have an interesting matchup, with the Chicago Bears taking on the Miami Dolphins.
Chicago is deceptive. They run the ball real well. They play solid all around defense. They have most of the pieces in place for a solid team. Then, there's Jay Cutler. Cutler is the Good-Will Hunting of the NFL. Everyone roots for him, and he has so much potential. But he's too stubborn to ever harness it. The most frustrating part is he shows flashes of incredible. He just can't put it together. He is also terrible at night.
Miami is the essential 5-4 team. They beat the bad teams, but struggle to beat the good teams. They're a solid all around team as well. However, they're down to their 3rd string quarterback, Tyler Thigpen. Thigpen is 1-10 lifetime as a starter. He does throw the ball well, and was solid with the Chiefs in 2008. He had 18 TDS to 12 INTS.
The big difference in this game is Cutler. When people go against him, he can make them look foolish. However, he has never proven that he can play under the big stage. That's why I'm going with the Dolphins. 16-9.
So far on the season, we are 17-9-1 against the spread. We started week nine.
Week 11 Power Rankings & Ramblings
Ramblings
In week 10, the NFL reminded us why we watch. Always expect the unexpected. Let's just recap the weekend.
Buffalo got their 1st (and probably only) win of the season.
Dallas, New England, Denver, Chicago, Miami, Jacksonville, and Seattle all provided upsets.
The Jets got another win via another teams late, costly mistake.
Miami lost 2 quarterbacks, one for the season, and Thigpen still led them to victory.
Randy Moss was nearly invisible.
Dez Bryant looked like Randy Moss (1998).
Mike Thomas looked like Dennis Rodman.
Michael Vick rushed for more yards than AP, and threw for more yards than Peyton Manning. He scored 4 less touchdowns in this game than Favre has all year.
Power Rankings
32. Panthers (1-8) - With Vick doing so well, why not try Armanti Edwards at quarterback? He beat Michigan.
31. Lions (2-7) - It could be worse...
30. Bills (1-8) - I wonder if the 2008 Detroit Lions pop champagne when every team gets their 1st win?
29. Bengals (2-7) - Do you think Carsons' letting Jordan play the 1st three quarters, and not telling anyone?
28. Broncos (3-6) - Yeah, Yeah. They won. They still suck.
27. Cowboys (2-7) - See 28.
26. 49ers (3-6) - See 27.
25. Vikings (3-6) Do you think Dr. James Andrews will check out Favre's penis?
24. Cardinals (3-6) Look at the brightside, Cardinals Fans, Tom Tupa is available.
23. Redskins (4-5) Five more years! Five more years!
22. Texans (4-5) Let's play a little game, called just the tip, see how it feels?
21. Rams (4-5) Remember when the Rams sucked? Oh, wait, they still do.
20. Chiefs (5-4) I guess Todd Haley wanted a hi-five.
19. Browns (3-6) Browns fans hope Chansi Stuckey takes his talents to South Beach.
18. Titans (5-4) If Tyler Thigpen comes in and beats you, chances are the playoffs aren't likely.
17. Dolphins (5-4) If Tyler Thigpen is your quarterback, chances are the playoffs aren't likely.
16. Seahawks (5-4) They got blown out at home, and then win a road game? Hell is freezing over.
15. Bears (6-3) I'm still not fooled. No Cinderella story here. Jay Cutler's arm will turn into a pumpkin soon enough.
14. Jaguars (5-4) I'd rather be lucky than good.
13. Chargers (4-5) This team has been decimated with injuries. However, they're fresh now, and coming off a bye. Anyone smell a Monday night massacre?
12. Raiders (5-4) If they can beat the Steelers...just kidding. They can't beat the Steelers.
11. Saints (6-3) I miss Iron Head Heyward.
10. Buccaneers (6-3) Williams and Blount give this team a nice one-two punch.
9. Packers (6-3) This team can't run the ball. There are too many other good teams to rank any higher.
8. Giants (6-3) Injuries at receiver may end up costing them the division.
7. Colts (6-3) See number nine, Except the Colts have Manning.
6. Ravens (6-3) Tough loss. Can the secondary step up against the better teams?
5. New York Jets (7-2) They can't scrape by crappy teams forever and expect to win Super Bowls.
4. Steelers (6-3) Still the most dangerous team in the NFL. Tomlin just got out-coached by Belichick.
3. Patriots (7-2) Dominant performance on Sunday Night.
2. Falcons (7-2) I smell NFC Championship. They might even host it in the Georgia Dome.
1. Eagles (6-3) Unfortunately, I have a dog's sense of smell.
In week 10, the NFL reminded us why we watch. Always expect the unexpected. Let's just recap the weekend.
Buffalo got their 1st (and probably only) win of the season.
Dallas, New England, Denver, Chicago, Miami, Jacksonville, and Seattle all provided upsets.
The Jets got another win via another teams late, costly mistake.
Miami lost 2 quarterbacks, one for the season, and Thigpen still led them to victory.
Randy Moss was nearly invisible.
Dez Bryant looked like Randy Moss (1998).
Mike Thomas looked like Dennis Rodman.
Michael Vick rushed for more yards than AP, and threw for more yards than Peyton Manning. He scored 4 less touchdowns in this game than Favre has all year.
Power Rankings
32. Panthers (1-8) - With Vick doing so well, why not try Armanti Edwards at quarterback? He beat Michigan.
31. Lions (2-7) - It could be worse...
30. Bills (1-8) - I wonder if the 2008 Detroit Lions pop champagne when every team gets their 1st win?
29. Bengals (2-7) - Do you think Carsons' letting Jordan play the 1st three quarters, and not telling anyone?
28. Broncos (3-6) - Yeah, Yeah. They won. They still suck.
27. Cowboys (2-7) - See 28.
26. 49ers (3-6) - See 27.
25. Vikings (3-6) Do you think Dr. James Andrews will check out Favre's penis?
24. Cardinals (3-6) Look at the brightside, Cardinals Fans, Tom Tupa is available.
23. Redskins (4-5) Five more years! Five more years!
22. Texans (4-5) Let's play a little game, called just the tip, see how it feels?
21. Rams (4-5) Remember when the Rams sucked? Oh, wait, they still do.
20. Chiefs (5-4) I guess Todd Haley wanted a hi-five.
19. Browns (3-6) Browns fans hope Chansi Stuckey takes his talents to South Beach.
18. Titans (5-4) If Tyler Thigpen comes in and beats you, chances are the playoffs aren't likely.
17. Dolphins (5-4) If Tyler Thigpen is your quarterback, chances are the playoffs aren't likely.
16. Seahawks (5-4) They got blown out at home, and then win a road game? Hell is freezing over.
15. Bears (6-3) I'm still not fooled. No Cinderella story here. Jay Cutler's arm will turn into a pumpkin soon enough.
14. Jaguars (5-4) I'd rather be lucky than good.
13. Chargers (4-5) This team has been decimated with injuries. However, they're fresh now, and coming off a bye. Anyone smell a Monday night massacre?
12. Raiders (5-4) If they can beat the Steelers...just kidding. They can't beat the Steelers.
11. Saints (6-3) I miss Iron Head Heyward.
10. Buccaneers (6-3) Williams and Blount give this team a nice one-two punch.
9. Packers (6-3) This team can't run the ball. There are too many other good teams to rank any higher.
8. Giants (6-3) Injuries at receiver may end up costing them the division.
7. Colts (6-3) See number nine, Except the Colts have Manning.
6. Ravens (6-3) Tough loss. Can the secondary step up against the better teams?
5. New York Jets (7-2) They can't scrape by crappy teams forever and expect to win Super Bowls.
4. Steelers (6-3) Still the most dangerous team in the NFL. Tomlin just got out-coached by Belichick.
3. Patriots (7-2) Dominant performance on Sunday Night.
2. Falcons (7-2) I smell NFC Championship. They might even host it in the Georgia Dome.
1. Eagles (6-3) Unfortunately, I have a dog's sense of smell.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Week 10 NFL Picks and Predictions
Last week I proved to the world why I am a champion, going 9-3-1 ATS last week. You're welcome America.
BILLS(-2.5) over Lions
Buffalo has lost it last 5 games by 3 points each. Despite being 0-8 they have been playing much better recently. Even so if they don't get a win this week, they may not have another chance this season. Bills 27 Lions 17
COLTS(-7) over Bengals
If the Bengals can't get Cedric Benson going they are in for a long day against Freeney and Mathis. They are one reason that the Colts are ranked 7th in pass defense. Colts 28 Bengals 20
JAGUARS(+1.5) over Texans
Although I feel the Texans are a better team, Jacksonville swept the season series in '09. The Jaguars are also at home, and coming off a bye. Jaguars 38 Texans 34
Minnesota(-1) over CHICAGO
It's a miracle how this Chicago team is 5-3. The defense can't carry the offense forever. They rank last in 3rd down conversion (22.9). More importantly, They also average 90 rush yards a game, which is 6th worst. Minnesota will shut down the run, leaving everything up to the arm of Jay Cutler. Minnesota wins big. Vikings 31 Bears 14
DOLPHINS(+1) over Titans
Pennington will be rusty, and he has a noodle arm. But, HE WINS GAMES. Dolphins 34 Titans 31
Buccaneers(-7) over PANTHERS
Jimmy Clausen and Mike Goodson. That's all. Bucs 28 Panthers 14
BROWNS(+3) over Jets
So many good story lines in this game. Mangini against his former team. Rob vs Rex. Braylon's return to Cleveland. In the past 3 weeks, the Jets have been shut out by Green Bay, and have needed dumb penalties to get by Detroit, and Denver. Browns Keep rolling. Browns 17 Jets 14
Chiefs(-1) over BRONCOS
The Chiefs are averaging an NFL best 179 rushing YPG. Denver's defense is averaging an NFL worst 178 rushing YPG. The Chiefs beat Denver by 20 the last time they were in Denver. Chiefs 35 Broncos 17
Rams(+6) over 49ERS
The Rams defense are sneakily averaging an NFL best 17 PPG. They are also second in forced fumbles. So far, this season has been a major disappointment for the 49ers, and this game will essentially be the nail in the coffin for them. Rams 21 49ers 14
CARDINALS(-3) over Seahawks
Yes, Seattle beat them on 10/24. However, this was at home, with Hasselbeck. Like usual, injuries are decimating this team. Cardinals 28 Seahawks 10
GIANTS(-14) over Cowboys
Does anyone, except for Jason Garrett, who thinks the Cowboys will show up? Giants 38 Dallas 14
Patriots(+4.5) over STEELERS
Since 2003, the Patriots are 24-2 in games following a loss.
Eagles(-3) over REDSKINS
The Eagles are undefeated this year when Mike Vick starts and finishes a game. Eagles 27 Redskins 17
BILLS(-2.5) over Lions
Buffalo has lost it last 5 games by 3 points each. Despite being 0-8 they have been playing much better recently. Even so if they don't get a win this week, they may not have another chance this season. Bills 27 Lions 17
COLTS(-7) over Bengals
If the Bengals can't get Cedric Benson going they are in for a long day against Freeney and Mathis. They are one reason that the Colts are ranked 7th in pass defense. Colts 28 Bengals 20
JAGUARS(+1.5) over Texans
Although I feel the Texans are a better team, Jacksonville swept the season series in '09. The Jaguars are also at home, and coming off a bye. Jaguars 38 Texans 34
Minnesota(-1) over CHICAGO
It's a miracle how this Chicago team is 5-3. The defense can't carry the offense forever. They rank last in 3rd down conversion (22.9). More importantly, They also average 90 rush yards a game, which is 6th worst. Minnesota will shut down the run, leaving everything up to the arm of Jay Cutler. Minnesota wins big. Vikings 31 Bears 14
DOLPHINS(+1) over Titans
Pennington will be rusty, and he has a noodle arm. But, HE WINS GAMES. Dolphins 34 Titans 31
Buccaneers(-7) over PANTHERS
Jimmy Clausen and Mike Goodson. That's all. Bucs 28 Panthers 14
BROWNS(+3) over Jets
So many good story lines in this game. Mangini against his former team. Rob vs Rex. Braylon's return to Cleveland. In the past 3 weeks, the Jets have been shut out by Green Bay, and have needed dumb penalties to get by Detroit, and Denver. Browns Keep rolling. Browns 17 Jets 14
Chiefs(-1) over BRONCOS
The Chiefs are averaging an NFL best 179 rushing YPG. Denver's defense is averaging an NFL worst 178 rushing YPG. The Chiefs beat Denver by 20 the last time they were in Denver. Chiefs 35 Broncos 17
Rams(+6) over 49ERS
The Rams defense are sneakily averaging an NFL best 17 PPG. They are also second in forced fumbles. So far, this season has been a major disappointment for the 49ers, and this game will essentially be the nail in the coffin for them. Rams 21 49ers 14
CARDINALS(-3) over Seahawks
Yes, Seattle beat them on 10/24. However, this was at home, with Hasselbeck. Like usual, injuries are decimating this team. Cardinals 28 Seahawks 10
GIANTS(-14) over Cowboys
Does anyone, except for Jason Garrett, who thinks the Cowboys will show up? Giants 38 Dallas 14
Patriots(+4.5) over STEELERS
Since 2003, the Patriots are 24-2 in games following a loss.
Eagles(-3) over REDSKINS
The Eagles are undefeated this year when Mike Vick starts and finishes a game. Eagles 27 Redskins 17
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Week 10 Power Rankings
32. Panthers - Panthers fans never thought they'd miss Jake Delhomme
31. Bills - A good 0-8 team is still 0-8.
30. Cowboys - It's a shame Cowboys can't host 2011 Draft.
29. Broncos - Broncos need a Jesus type miracle to make playoffs. Start Tebow.
28. 49ers - Which name doesn't fit? Joe Montana, Steve Young, Troy Smith.
27. Lions - I guess Matthew Stafford can't carry Detroit on his shoulders...
26. Bears - Their record doesn't show how bad this team really is.
25. Cardinals - If Brett Favre was on DTWS instead of Warner, you think he'd show Bristol Palin pictures of his penis?
24. Seahawks - This team finally showing it's true colors.
23. Bengals- This offense just isn't living up to the preseason hype.
22. Redskins - If McNabb doesn't show at against Philly, does the Rex Grossman era begin?
21. Jaguars- If they can play the Cowboys every week they have a shot.
20. Rams- Even without weapons, Bradford is producing. If they get Stephen Jackson going, watch out.
19. Texans- The offense finally has some good balance, too bad the defense is so far behind.
18. Browns- Can Mangini keep Holmgren off the sidelines for another season?
17. Buccaneers- This team is playing with a lot of heart, it just lacks the talent across the board to go far.
16. Chargers- How long can Rivers keep this team afloat without a running game?
15. Vikings- There may be a little bit of magic left in Favre's right arm
14. Chiefs- Cassel needs to improve if this team wants to make a playoffs run.
13. Raiders- The defense might be one of the best in the league with Asomugha on the field.
12. Dolphins -Can Pennington be the cure for this team? Or just a band-aid?
11. Titans- Should Chris Johnson buy Randy Moss a thank you gift already?
10. Packers- No run game, in December, at Lambeau. Watch your back Aaron Rodgers.
9. Saints- Brees showed signs of the rumored knee injury against the Panthers. Can he break the Madden curse?
8. Colts- Peyton Manning just got outplayed by Michael Vick. Is there any doubt he will rebound against the Bengals this week?
7. Jets- The offense needs to find more creative ways to get the ball in the hands of its play-makers. Look for Shonn Greene to get more carries.
6. Falcons- If the can beat out the Giants for homefield advantage, Matty Ice can take this team far.
5. Patriots -Since 2003 the Pats are 24-2 in games following loss.
4. Eagles- This offense looks unstoppable with a healthy Vick under center.
3. Ravens - Never ask Le'Ron McClain "Spit or Swallow?"
2. Giants - Lets see if the can avoid a slow finish, which has been their trademark the past few seasons.
1. Steelers - Hide ya Kids, Hide ya Wife.
31. Bills - A good 0-8 team is still 0-8.
30. Cowboys - It's a shame Cowboys can't host 2011 Draft.
29. Broncos - Broncos need a Jesus type miracle to make playoffs. Start Tebow.
28. 49ers - Which name doesn't fit? Joe Montana, Steve Young, Troy Smith.
27. Lions - I guess Matthew Stafford can't carry Detroit on his shoulders...
26. Bears - Their record doesn't show how bad this team really is.
25. Cardinals - If Brett Favre was on DTWS instead of Warner, you think he'd show Bristol Palin pictures of his penis?
24. Seahawks - This team finally showing it's true colors.
23. Bengals- This offense just isn't living up to the preseason hype.
22. Redskins - If McNabb doesn't show at against Philly, does the Rex Grossman era begin?
21. Jaguars- If they can play the Cowboys every week they have a shot.
20. Rams- Even without weapons, Bradford is producing. If they get Stephen Jackson going, watch out.
19. Texans- The offense finally has some good balance, too bad the defense is so far behind.
18. Browns- Can Mangini keep Holmgren off the sidelines for another season?
17. Buccaneers- This team is playing with a lot of heart, it just lacks the talent across the board to go far.
16. Chargers- How long can Rivers keep this team afloat without a running game?
15. Vikings- There may be a little bit of magic left in Favre's right arm
14. Chiefs- Cassel needs to improve if this team wants to make a playoffs run.
13. Raiders- The defense might be one of the best in the league with Asomugha on the field.
12. Dolphins -Can Pennington be the cure for this team? Or just a band-aid?
11. Titans- Should Chris Johnson buy Randy Moss a thank you gift already?
10. Packers- No run game, in December, at Lambeau. Watch your back Aaron Rodgers.
9. Saints- Brees showed signs of the rumored knee injury against the Panthers. Can he break the Madden curse?
8. Colts- Peyton Manning just got outplayed by Michael Vick. Is there any doubt he will rebound against the Bengals this week?
7. Jets- The offense needs to find more creative ways to get the ball in the hands of its play-makers. Look for Shonn Greene to get more carries.
6. Falcons- If the can beat out the Giants for homefield advantage, Matty Ice can take this team far.
5. Patriots -Since 2003 the Pats are 24-2 in games following loss.
4. Eagles- This offense looks unstoppable with a healthy Vick under center.
3. Ravens - Never ask Le'Ron McClain "Spit or Swallow?"
2. Giants - Lets see if the can avoid a slow finish, which has been their trademark the past few seasons.
1. Steelers - Hide ya Kids, Hide ya Wife.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Bursting on the Scene
Just wanted to start with a quick introduction. Co-contributor to Mr. Right's all things NFL blog, my post are promised to be informative yet opinionated, arrogant yet subtle, and about as offensive as the 2007 New England Patriots. While football season is the greatest time of the year, it gets dull when you are always right.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
PETA Nightmare Come True: Eagles Show Super Potential
Ethics aside, Michael Vick is quickly proving that an MVP season voids all wrongdoing. Vick had 218 yards passing, with 74 rushing yards rushing, and two touchdowns as Philadelphia beat Indianapolis 26-24 on Sunday.
Vick looked accurate and elusive, and outplayed the best quarterback in the NFL, Peyton Manning. All in all, Philadelphia overcame Peyton Manning, and an awful officiating crew. The defense was confusing enough to cause Manning to make mistakes, and hold him to 24 points.
This Eagles team has everything lining up right for them to make a Super Bowl run. The Eagles are 4-0 when Vick starts(and finishes) a game. With Vick healthy, (and himself healthy), DeSean Jackson is one of the best receivers in the game. Assuming both are healthy, and assuming they split their series with the Giants, this team realistically can win seven of their next eight(at Washington, at Chicago, Houston, two against Dallas, Minnesota).
That would put them at 12-4. Giving them homefield advantage in the NFC. If this happens, who is beating them? The baby Rams? The inconsistent Packers? Yeah, I know. Falcons-Eagles showdown. I can see it happening. As much as I would like to let the Falcons beat them, it's not going to happen. Assuming injuries don't pile up, the only team who has the talent to beat them is the Giants.However, The Iggles have won the last two playoff games against the G-Men. This Philadelphia team is destined for Dallas.
Think about the potential drama. Vick could end up beating New York (a rival) and Atlanta (his former team) in the playoffs, leading him to a Super Bowl in Dallas (another rival).
Unfortunately, because of his incredible on the field talents, and the fact that America loves second chances, Mike Vick will be a hero again, and everyone will forget about that little mistake, where he brutally murdered over 100 dogs. He even jokes around about his "love" for dogs in this shoe commercial from 2005.
Hopefully the Cleveland Browns can make a miraculous run and beat Philadelphia in the Super Bowl. It's a long shot, but every Dawg has their day.
Vick looked accurate and elusive, and outplayed the best quarterback in the NFL, Peyton Manning. All in all, Philadelphia overcame Peyton Manning, and an awful officiating crew. The defense was confusing enough to cause Manning to make mistakes, and hold him to 24 points.
This Eagles team has everything lining up right for them to make a Super Bowl run. The Eagles are 4-0 when Vick starts(and finishes) a game. With Vick healthy, (and himself healthy), DeSean Jackson is one of the best receivers in the game. Assuming both are healthy, and assuming they split their series with the Giants, this team realistically can win seven of their next eight(at Washington, at Chicago, Houston, two against Dallas, Minnesota).
That would put them at 12-4. Giving them homefield advantage in the NFC. If this happens, who is beating them? The baby Rams? The inconsistent Packers? Yeah, I know. Falcons-Eagles showdown. I can see it happening. As much as I would like to let the Falcons beat them, it's not going to happen. Assuming injuries don't pile up, the only team who has the talent to beat them is the Giants.However, The Iggles have won the last two playoff games against the G-Men. This Philadelphia team is destined for Dallas.
Think about the potential drama. Vick could end up beating New York (a rival) and Atlanta (his former team) in the playoffs, leading him to a Super Bowl in Dallas (another rival).
Unfortunately, because of his incredible on the field talents, and the fact that America loves second chances, Mike Vick will be a hero again, and everyone will forget about that little mistake, where he brutally murdered over 100 dogs. He even jokes around about his "love" for dogs in this shoe commercial from 2005.
Hopefully the Cleveland Browns can make a miraculous run and beat Philadelphia in the Super Bowl. It's a long shot, but every Dawg has their day.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Week 9 NFL Picks and Predictions
San Diego (-3) over Houston
Yes, San Diego is 0-4 at home, and yes the chargers receivers are beat up worse than a 1st date between Lagarrette Blount and Snookie. But Houston's defense is dreadful. The Texans are giving up 299 passing yards per game. Houston's defense has given up less than 24 points in a game only once this season, and that was to Dallas. Meanwhile, San Diego is giving up an NFL low 176 Passing yards per game.Chargers win big, 38-17.
Minnesota (-9) over Arizona
This year, the Cardinals are averaging 9.4 ppg on the road, and 29.6 ppg at home. They are on the road against the Vikings. Although the Vikings are only 13th this year in run defense, I don't think Wells or Hightower will be anywhere near effective. Adrian Peterson will be effective, as Arizona has the 4th worst run defense in the NFL Vikings get a much needed win, 21-10.
New Orleans (-6.5) over Carolina
DeAngelo is more than likely a no-go. Carolina is bottom 5 in total offense. They almost beat New Orleans in the Superdome, but were outgained by 132 yards. There will be a much different outcome this time. Saints 27-6.
New England (-4.5) over Cleveland
This one is tough. Cleveland can run the ball, with 102 rush ypg. Mangini also knows Belichick, and Belichick has struggled with facing his mentors in the past. However, Colt McCoy is not beating the Patriots. Closer than most think, though. Patriots 24-17
Tampa Bay ( +9.5) over Atlanta
These teams are more evenly matched than most think, at least statistically. Atlanta's passing defense is shaky, and Josh Freeman is looking like John Elway. Lagarrette Blount is looking like Mike Tyson in 1986, (He's not doing that bad on the field, either). They won't win this game, because they're not the best team in the NFC, but it will be incredibly close. Atlanta 31-28
Buffalo (+3) over Chicago
The Bills biggest weakness is stopping the run. They're averaging 188 ypg on the ground! That's by far the league worst. Fortunately, Chicago has Mike Martz, and is averaging 88 ypg against the run. Cutler has never really healed from his concussion against the Giants. He's also the Anti-Clutch. and Buffalo is a sneakily good 0-7 team. I feel this game ends with a perfectly timed Cutler INT. Buffalo 21-17
Baltimore (-5) over Miami
The Dolphins pretend to be physical defensively, but Baltimore actually is. This year, Baltimore's weakness is their run defense. Miami can't run, with 3.9 YPC. Baltimore 24-14
Detroit (+4) over NY Jets
Detroit is 4-1 ATS. Staffords back, and he has weapons. Detroits defense has been opportunistic, and with a couple of caused turnovers, I see this upset. Detroit 27-14
NY Giants (-7) over Seattle
Seattle has been outgained, yardage wise, in every game except for 2 this year. However, Seattle is so good at home. However, Matt Hasselbeck is out, and that New York defensive line will get to Whitehurst. Giants win 31-10.
Philadelphia (-3) over Indianapolis
Vick is back, and Philly needs this game. Eagles 34-28
Oakland (-2.5) over Kansas City
Ok, they don't have Nnamdi, but they're so damn hot right now. This game is evenly matched, but both teams play better at home. Oakland is home. Raiders 35-24
Green Bay (-7.5) over Dallas
Let's be honest. This Dallas team is terrible. They're poorly coached, they can't sustain drives, and it seems like every good play is negated by a penalty. Green Bay is sloppy, too. But they're too talented, and much better coached. That defense is coming around, and this one could get ugly. Green Bay 24-10
Pittsburgh (-5) over Cincinnati
If Pittsburgh has one weakness this year, it's the passing defense. They are 25th in the NFL this year against the pass. Cincinnati has been a bust all year. They're not going to be able to run the ball, and because of this, Palmer might have a decent game yardage wise. He'll be sore in the morning. Pittsburgh 27-13
The Bye Week (-3) over Denver
Coming from the bottom of a bronco fan's heart, I hate you Josh McDaniels.
Yes, San Diego is 0-4 at home, and yes the chargers receivers are beat up worse than a 1st date between Lagarrette Blount and Snookie. But Houston's defense is dreadful. The Texans are giving up 299 passing yards per game. Houston's defense has given up less than 24 points in a game only once this season, and that was to Dallas. Meanwhile, San Diego is giving up an NFL low 176 Passing yards per game.Chargers win big, 38-17.
Minnesota (-9) over Arizona
This year, the Cardinals are averaging 9.4 ppg on the road, and 29.6 ppg at home. They are on the road against the Vikings. Although the Vikings are only 13th this year in run defense, I don't think Wells or Hightower will be anywhere near effective. Adrian Peterson will be effective, as Arizona has the 4th worst run defense in the NFL Vikings get a much needed win, 21-10.
New Orleans (-6.5) over Carolina
DeAngelo is more than likely a no-go. Carolina is bottom 5 in total offense. They almost beat New Orleans in the Superdome, but were outgained by 132 yards. There will be a much different outcome this time. Saints 27-6.
New England (-4.5) over Cleveland
This one is tough. Cleveland can run the ball, with 102 rush ypg. Mangini also knows Belichick, and Belichick has struggled with facing his mentors in the past. However, Colt McCoy is not beating the Patriots. Closer than most think, though. Patriots 24-17
Tampa Bay ( +9.5) over Atlanta
These teams are more evenly matched than most think, at least statistically. Atlanta's passing defense is shaky, and Josh Freeman is looking like John Elway. Lagarrette Blount is looking like Mike Tyson in 1986, (He's not doing that bad on the field, either). They won't win this game, because they're not the best team in the NFC, but it will be incredibly close. Atlanta 31-28
Buffalo (+3) over Chicago
The Bills biggest weakness is stopping the run. They're averaging 188 ypg on the ground! That's by far the league worst. Fortunately, Chicago has Mike Martz, and is averaging 88 ypg against the run. Cutler has never really healed from his concussion against the Giants. He's also the Anti-Clutch. and Buffalo is a sneakily good 0-7 team. I feel this game ends with a perfectly timed Cutler INT. Buffalo 21-17
Baltimore (-5) over Miami
The Dolphins pretend to be physical defensively, but Baltimore actually is. This year, Baltimore's weakness is their run defense. Miami can't run, with 3.9 YPC. Baltimore 24-14
Detroit (+4) over NY Jets
Detroit is 4-1 ATS. Staffords back, and he has weapons. Detroits defense has been opportunistic, and with a couple of caused turnovers, I see this upset. Detroit 27-14
NY Giants (-7) over Seattle
Seattle has been outgained, yardage wise, in every game except for 2 this year. However, Seattle is so good at home. However, Matt Hasselbeck is out, and that New York defensive line will get to Whitehurst. Giants win 31-10.
Philadelphia (-3) over Indianapolis
Vick is back, and Philly needs this game. Eagles 34-28
Oakland (-2.5) over Kansas City
Ok, they don't have Nnamdi, but they're so damn hot right now. This game is evenly matched, but both teams play better at home. Oakland is home. Raiders 35-24
Green Bay (-7.5) over Dallas
Let's be honest. This Dallas team is terrible. They're poorly coached, they can't sustain drives, and it seems like every good play is negated by a penalty. Green Bay is sloppy, too. But they're too talented, and much better coached. That defense is coming around, and this one could get ugly. Green Bay 24-10
Pittsburgh (-5) over Cincinnati
If Pittsburgh has one weakness this year, it's the passing defense. They are 25th in the NFL this year against the pass. Cincinnati has been a bust all year. They're not going to be able to run the ball, and because of this, Palmer might have a decent game yardage wise. He'll be sore in the morning. Pittsburgh 27-13
The Bye Week (-3) over Denver
Coming from the bottom of a bronco fan's heart, I hate you Josh McDaniels.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Is this Season Unpredictable So Far?
I started this blog for a reason. I've predicted many of the so-called "Unpredictable" that have happened so far in 2010. Every talented writer calls this year, and every year, "Unpredictable". But if you actually think about it...
In the AFC East, I knew Miami's defense wouldn't be good enough to win it all, and the Jets were a fluke, so I picked New England to win it all. Belichick knows what he's doing. Although he's arrogant, and needs things to be his way, He's always constant. Of Course, New England is in 1st place. In the North, I knew it would be a dogfight between Pitt and Baltimore. Many picked Cincinnati during the pre-season. I had two major problems with them. Stars not being able to gel, and Cedric Benson. For the AFC West, is it really that shocking that Weis, Crennel, Pioli, a.k.a the Patriots 2.0 are so successful? As for the Chargers, they can't run the football. That combined with a shaky defense, the absence of Vincent Jackson, and Turners slow starts is a recipe for a a 3-5 record over the first half of the season. Okay maybe the Raider are a surprise, but somebody has got to win that division.
For the NFC, I can't say I picked the Cowboys or Vikings to be at the bottom of their respective divisions, but who can? The Boys have a ton of offensive talent, the only thing holding them back is coaching. Yeah, the Giants are good, and everyone remembers that pass rush that gets to the quarterback quicker than Roethlisberger in an Atlanta night club bathroom. The Eagles are always solid under Andy Reid and that system. The Redskins are well coached but lack the play-makers on offense to compete within that division.
In the North, The Packers were a sexy pick by many. But they're that team that always disappoints. They're like the girl who looks really good in her Facebook pictures, puts on a lot of makeup, pads the bra. And then you see her at 10 am without makeup and say to yourself. "Yeah, not championship material.". The offensive line is the bra. With Minnesota, it's all about Sterger-Gate and Favre's motivation. Put yourself in his Jeans. You're the butt of every joke for the past 2 months. You just got caught cheating on your wife, who previously beat cancer. You're in constant pain. The minute Favre's dick photo was tagged, was the minute it all came down. You ever wonder if Favre's penis is 4 inches? For Chicago, Jay Cutler. I don't even need to have proper sentences.
For the South, yeah the Bucs are exceeding expectations. Even though Josh Freeman is looking like John Elway. They've been outscored by 27 points so far. They will fall. Hard. People act like Saints are awful, but last time I checked 5-3 is not too shabby. What is surprising? That Carolina actually misses Jake Delhomme.
The big surprise for the NFC West is the Rams. Bradford is not making mistakes. This is really helping that defense, which is playing over its head. Did you put all your eggs into Alex Smiths Basket? Was anyone surprised that without Rolle, Dansby,Matt Leinart and Warner, the Cardinals would fall apart?
In the end, things are not as crazy as you may think they are. Peyton Manning is still the sheriff, and JaMarcus Russell is still homeless. All is well.
In the AFC East, I knew Miami's defense wouldn't be good enough to win it all, and the Jets were a fluke, so I picked New England to win it all. Belichick knows what he's doing. Although he's arrogant, and needs things to be his way, He's always constant. Of Course, New England is in 1st place. In the North, I knew it would be a dogfight between Pitt and Baltimore. Many picked Cincinnati during the pre-season. I had two major problems with them. Stars not being able to gel, and Cedric Benson. For the AFC West, is it really that shocking that Weis, Crennel, Pioli, a.k.a the Patriots 2.0 are so successful? As for the Chargers, they can't run the football. That combined with a shaky defense, the absence of Vincent Jackson, and Turners slow starts is a recipe for a a 3-5 record over the first half of the season. Okay maybe the Raider are a surprise, but somebody has got to win that division.
For the NFC, I can't say I picked the Cowboys or Vikings to be at the bottom of their respective divisions, but who can? The Boys have a ton of offensive talent, the only thing holding them back is coaching. Yeah, the Giants are good, and everyone remembers that pass rush that gets to the quarterback quicker than Roethlisberger in an Atlanta night club bathroom. The Eagles are always solid under Andy Reid and that system. The Redskins are well coached but lack the play-makers on offense to compete within that division.
In the North, The Packers were a sexy pick by many. But they're that team that always disappoints. They're like the girl who looks really good in her Facebook pictures, puts on a lot of makeup, pads the bra. And then you see her at 10 am without makeup and say to yourself. "Yeah, not championship material.". The offensive line is the bra. With Minnesota, it's all about Sterger-Gate and Favre's motivation. Put yourself in his Jeans. You're the butt of every joke for the past 2 months. You just got caught cheating on your wife, who previously beat cancer. You're in constant pain. The minute Favre's dick photo was tagged, was the minute it all came down. You ever wonder if Favre's penis is 4 inches? For Chicago, Jay Cutler. I don't even need to have proper sentences.
For the South, yeah the Bucs are exceeding expectations. Even though Josh Freeman is looking like John Elway. They've been outscored by 27 points so far. They will fall. Hard. People act like Saints are awful, but last time I checked 5-3 is not too shabby. What is surprising? That Carolina actually misses Jake Delhomme.
The big surprise for the NFC West is the Rams. Bradford is not making mistakes. This is really helping that defense, which is playing over its head. Did you put all your eggs into Alex Smiths Basket? Was anyone surprised that without Rolle, Dansby,
In the end, things are not as crazy as you may think they are. Peyton Manning is still the sheriff, and JaMarcus Russell is still homeless. All is well.
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I'm Mr. Right, and I want to welcome you the most arrogant football blog Jenn Sterger's! The only difference is, that we're more relevant! I've been watching football since I was 3 years old, and analyzing it since I was 10. When I was 4 years old, I could name every Starting Quarterback in the NFL (Thanks, Tecmo Bowl). My grammar might be as well as the 2010 Denver Bronco run defense, but that's because I spend my time on important things, like favorable matchups. I might say some offensive things, and might be crazy, but most of the time, I'm always right!
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