In the AFC East, I knew Miami's defense wouldn't be good enough to win it all, and the Jets were a fluke, so I picked New England to win it all. Belichick knows what he's doing. Although he's arrogant, and needs things to be his way, He's always constant. Of Course, New England is in 1st place. In the North, I knew it would be a dogfight between Pitt and Baltimore. Many picked Cincinnati during the pre-season. I had two major problems with them. Stars not being able to gel, and Cedric Benson. For the AFC West, is it really that shocking that Weis, Crennel, Pioli, a.k.a the Patriots 2.0 are so successful? As for the Chargers, they can't run the football. That combined with a shaky defense, the absence of Vincent Jackson, and Turners slow starts is a recipe for a a 3-5 record over the first half of the season. Okay maybe the Raider are a surprise, but somebody has got to win that division.
For the NFC, I can't say I picked the Cowboys or Vikings to be at the bottom of their respective divisions, but who can? The Boys have a ton of offensive talent, the only thing holding them back is coaching. Yeah, the Giants are good, and everyone remembers that pass rush that gets to the quarterback quicker than Roethlisberger in an Atlanta night club bathroom. The Eagles are always solid under Andy Reid and that system. The Redskins are well coached but lack the play-makers on offense to compete within that division.
In the North, The Packers were a sexy pick by many. But they're that team that always disappoints. They're like the girl who looks really good in her Facebook pictures, puts on a lot of makeup, pads the bra. And then you see her at 10 am without makeup and say to yourself. "Yeah, not championship material.". The offensive line is the bra. With Minnesota, it's all about Sterger-Gate and Favre's motivation. Put yourself in his Jeans. You're the butt of every joke for the past 2 months. You just got caught cheating on your wife, who previously beat cancer. You're in constant pain. The minute Favre's dick photo was tagged, was the minute it all came down. You ever wonder if Favre's penis is 4 inches? For Chicago, Jay Cutler. I don't even need to have proper sentences.
For the South, yeah the Bucs are exceeding expectations. Even though Josh Freeman is looking like John Elway. They've been outscored by 27 points so far. They will fall. Hard. People act like Saints are awful, but last time I checked 5-3 is not too shabby. What is surprising? That Carolina actually misses Jake Delhomme.
The big surprise for the NFC West is the Rams. Bradford is not making mistakes. This is really helping that defense, which is playing over its head. Did you put all your eggs into Alex Smiths Basket? Was anyone surprised that without Rolle, Dansby,
In the end, things are not as crazy as you may think they are. Peyton Manning is still the sheriff, and JaMarcus Russell is still homeless. All is well.
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